Her goal is to reach her ugw by summer 2014.
GW1: 160 lbs.
GW2: 150 lbs.
GW3: 140 lbs.
UGW: 130 pounds
CW: 165 pounds

megustamemes:

One is not like the other.



0riginal:

want:(

0riginal:

want:(


neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

geothebio:

geothebio:

a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be


wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone


horanhoop:

Gotcha

horanhoop:

Gotcha

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wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot


oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?


toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!



x

x


shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3


externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is